Why Watermelon Sucks

I dread the summer. My parents are forever trying to shove watermelon down my throat.

They can't understand why I dislike watermelon. "It tastes good, and what's more, it's healthy..."

The taste is okay. I'll even go as far to say that I LIKE the taste.

But am I the only one who realizes there are SEEDS in watermelon? You take a big bite, then spend the next hour trying to pick out the little suckers with your tongue.

Seedless watermelons have no taste.

I don't mind watermelon juice though. The Kool-Aid kind, where it's 95% sugar, and 5% artificial flavour.


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